Too Short Shorts

Too Short Shorts

There was once a homeless man called "Too short shorts".
He would wear black bicycle shorts that were uncomfortably too small and too tight.
Too short shorts, would stagger and sway from too much drink and would ask people to give him a dollar.
Apparently he felt he needed to be very specific.
The people of the town had generous hearts and many times gave him money or
asked him what he wanted to eat and they would buy it for him.
One day people turned away from Too short shorts.
It may have been the pink furry slippers he wore or possibly the lime green tube top he had on.
No one was really sure.

Always dress for success.